A Mule?

Funny story. We ended up going to the ISU game yesterday since the weather was so beautiful. Anyway, as you enter the game, they make sure you aren't smuggling in anything you shouldn't be (beer for the most part). I've never been stopped and I've never smuggled anything in. The same doesn't go for some of our friends, but that's another story. I had my coat zipped up and was pretty proud of myself for fitting into it. It's so tight that I can only zip it when I'm standing up. For the first time I was stopped at the gate. The girl at the gate asked me what I had in my coat as she stared at my straining zipper! My response was "a baby." She kind of laughed and said that she couldn't tell. She let me pass without frisking me, but that would have been funny - especially if she got kicked. I guess I looked like a shifty character yesterday.